Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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