- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Tell you something funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What's an Anti Joke?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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