E= McVagina

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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