- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the car do? CRASH!

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Black People.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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