How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Black people. They are so kind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Today is May 18 2016.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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