- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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