Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Drunk irish man

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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eloise dey.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

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