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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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