What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Woman's rights

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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religion.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Anti Joke

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