- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

knock knock who's there aids

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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