Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Minecraft.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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I like hats XD!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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