If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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