how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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*insert joke here*

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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