- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Colby is gay.... thats it

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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