Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

An asian without a future.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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