have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

knock knock

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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