A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Michael Brown

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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