- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

TRICERATOPS!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Andoni was here

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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