Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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