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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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