- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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