- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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