your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Anti Joke

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