- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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