Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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