Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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