- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Penis

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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