- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

haha black people :D

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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