- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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