Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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