- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

How high is a Chinaman

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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