why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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