What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Hello Braydon

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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