How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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try slamming a revolving door

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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fduck

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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