Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

this is not a joke. jks

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Three black men were walking...

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

i have to pee out my ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

poopoo

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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