It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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9

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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