A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

whats 69+2? 71

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

hi

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

out of your comfort zone

I'm sn otter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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