- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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