What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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WNBA

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Romans rights.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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