- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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