- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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