Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Women's rights.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

a man said hi.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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