Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What's 9+10? 19

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Needless to say,

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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