What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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I said I hate niiggers

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the WNBA

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Dylan is gay

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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