A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Psychics.

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