Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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sdasdadasdasd

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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my whole life!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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