- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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