- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Where do you live? In a house

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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