watch me nae nae

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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