Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Anti Joke

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